Episode 73. Patriotism.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Jai Matrabhoomi
English: Long Live the Motherland

Scene 2

Hindi: Zara parcel karke dena
English: Just in a parcle put it (to take it to go)

Scene 3

Hindi: Takat se darega har aadmi hamaari
English: (Of our) strength will be scared every person

Scene 4

Hindi: Takat se nahin, saadgi se
English Not with strength, with simplicity

Hindi: Duniya ko jeet legi saadgi hamaari
English: The world will be conquered by our simplicity

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Episode 72. The Potato.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Tu hi Re
English: You are the only one


Hindi: Tu hi Re
English: You are the only one

Hindi: Tere bina main kaise jiyoon
English: Without you, how can I live


Scene 2


Hindi: Kabhi neem neem
English: Sometimes bitter bitter (like tamarind)


Hindi: Kabhi shahad shahad
English: Sometimes sweet sweet (like honey)


Hindi: Kabhi naram naram
English: Sometimes soft soft


Hindi: Kabhi sakt sakt
English: Sometimes hard hard

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Episode 71. Sex in the City

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Jaane Jaan
English: Love of my life

Hindi: Dhoondti phir rahi
English: To find I am roaming

Hindi: Hoon tojhe raat din
English: (To find) You night and day

Hindi: Main yahaan se vahaan
English: I from here to there

Scene 2

Hindi: Bhagvaan
English: God

Scene 3

Hindi: Kya pyaari baaten karti hai
English: In what a lovely manner she speaks

Hindi: Pyaari nahin, bahut saari baaten karti hain
English: Not lovely, she talks too much

Scene 4

Hindi: Dhikaar hai!
English: Shame (on you)!

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Episode 70. Barack Obama.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Haraam Zyaada
English: Bloody bas&*(

Scene 2

Hindi: Tumhaare paas josh hai aur mere paas hosh
English: You have enthusiasm and I have intellect

Hindi: Agar tumhaara josh aur mera hosh mil jaaye to hum...
English: If your entusiasm and my intellect combine then we...






Hindi:

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Episode 69. Street Crime.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Mera koi nahin hai
English: I don't have anyone

Scene 2

Hindi: Kya chahte ho?
English: What do you want?

Hindi: Tume zinda dekhne nahin chahta
English: I don't want to see you alive.


Link to song from a movie in today's episode.

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Episode 68. The Olympic Torch.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Maar usse
English: Hit Him

Scene 2

Hindi: Isse pehle seene main dahakata hua nafrat ka woh lava
English: Before in my heart the bubbling lava of anger

Hindi: Jwalamukhi banke phoot pade
English: Becomes a fireball and bursts

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Episode 67. America

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1.

Hindi: Tum saala jooti ke neeche rahega
English: You bloody slaves Will stay underneath our feet


Scene 2

Hindi: Aao, aao, aao, aao, aao
English: Come, Come, Come, Come, Come

Scene 3:

Hindi: Hat Jaao
English: Get out of the way

Scene 4

Hindi: Karo
English: Do it

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Epsiode 66. Questions.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1.

Hindi: Maaf kar do
English: Forgive me

Scene 2

Hindi: Please, mere achche bhaiya, please
English: Please, my good brother, please

Scene 3

Hindi: Bolo
English: Tell me

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Epsiode 65. The Most Important Phrase.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Meri maa bahut beemar hai
English: My mother is very ill

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Episode 64. The Oscars.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 2

Hindi: Wah wah wah wah wah
English: Wow wow wow wow wow

Hindi: Dhanyawaad
English: Thank You

Scene 3
Hindi: Das ka tees
English: Ten for Thirty

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Episode 63. Valentine's Day.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Karna Hai
English: You have to do it

Scene 2
Hindi: Pyaar mein dil ka murga bole kukdoo koo
English: In love the heart's rooster says kukdoo koo

Scene 3
Hindi: Kabhi na kehna kudiye
English: Never say my girl

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Episode 62. Questions about Rambo

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Yeh kya hua
English: What happened?

Hindi: Kaise hua?
English: How did it happen?

Hindi: Kab hua?
English: When did it happen?

Hindi: Kyon hua?
English: Why did it happen?

Hindi: Jab hua
English: When it happened

Hindi: Tab hua
English: Then it happened

Hindi: Oh choddo
English: Oh leave it

Hindi: Yeh na socho
English: Dont think about it

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Episode 61. Efficiency.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Sir, bolo to saale ko underground kar doon?
English: Sir, if you say, then this rascal underground I put?

Scene 2

Hindi: Ab main aanewaale choubis ghanton mein
English: Now I in the coming twenty four hours

Hindi: Tumhaare choubees tukde karke
English: Your twenty four pieces I will make

Hindi: Har tukde ka
English: For every piece

Hindi: Alag alag antim sanskaar karoonga
English: Different different last ritual I will do

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Episode 2008. A New Year Resolution

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi:Mujhe Kuch Yaad Nahin
English: I don't remember anything

Scene 2

Hindi: Ruk Ruk Ruk Ruk
English: Stop Stop Stop Stop

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Episode 59. The Grinch who stole Christmas

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Aaj mere pass
English:Today i have


Hindi: Bank balance hai
English:I have a bank balance


Hindi: Bangla hai
English: (I) bungalow have


Hindi: Gaadi hai
English: (I) Car have

Hindi: Tumhaare paas kya hai?
English: What do you have?

Hindi: Mere paas maa hai
English: I have a mother

Scene 2

Hindi: Gupt gupt
English: Secret secret

Scene 3

Hindi: Unko aap
English: All of this you

Hindi: Footpath ke gareeb, lawaaris bachichon mein baat dijiye
English: The footpath's (pavement) poor, orphaned children among you distribute

Scene 4

Hindi: Kutte ki aulad
English: Son of a dog

Hindi: Aur maar ise
English: Hit him more

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Episode 58. Indian Airlines.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Excuse me, Zara jaldi kijiye?
English: Excuse me, Can you please hurry up?

Scene 2

Hindi: Jai matrabhoomi!
English: Long live the motherland!

Scene 3

Hindi: Jis desh mein tum jaise keede palte hain
English: In which country like you insects breed

Hindi: Vahaan hazaaron maaein sheron ko paida karte hain
English: There thousands of mothers give birth to tigers

Scene 4

Hindi: Mere dil ke airport mein land karen
English: In my heart's airport it lands

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Episode 57. Work-Life Balance.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Tumhaare office roz kitne baje khulta hai?
English: Your office everyday at what time does it open?

Hindi: Theek sade dus baje
English: On the dot at 10:30

Hindi: Lekin
English: But

Hindi: Office band hone ka koi vaqt nahin
English: Office closing there is no (specific) time

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Episode 56. Shopping.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: De de de de de
English: Give give give give give

Hindi: De re saayba
English: Give me ih sir

Scene 2

Hindi: Jeeti raho
English: Live for a long time

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Epsiode 55. The Weather Forecaster.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Aaj mausaum
English: Today the weather

Hindi: Beimaan hai bada
English: Dishonest is very

Hindi: Beimaan hai aaj mausaum
English: Dishonest is today the weather

Scene 2

Hindi: Jab jab dharti pe atyachaar hota hai
English: When when on the earth atrocities are committed

Hindi: Aisa hi ek toofan aata hai
English: Like this a typhoon comes


Scene 3

Hindi: Tip Tip barsa paani
English: Tip tip showered the water

Hindi: Paani ne aag lagayai
English: The water set me on fire

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Episode 54. Diwali.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Hanuman Ji
English: Lord Hanuman

Hindi: Is anaath, besahara balak ka bhi saath dena
English: This oprphaned, helpless boy, too you can help


Scene 2

Hindi: Mere Liye
English: For me

Hindi: To oopar bhagwan hai
English: There up is God

Hindi: Neeche Aap
English: Down you

Scene 3

Hindi: Yeh gham ki raatein
English: These nights of sadness

Hindi: Raatein yeh kaali
English: Nights these (are) black

Hindi: Inko banaa de
English: These are made into

Hindi: Eid aur Diwali
English: Eid and Diwali

Scene 4

Hindi: Holi kab hai?
English: When is Holi

Hindi: Kab hai Holi?
English: When is Holi

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Translations. Episode 53. The Garden of Love.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Gun guna rahe hain bhavre
English: Humming are the bees

Hindi: Khil rahi hai kali kali
English: Blossoming are the flowers flowers

Scene 2

Hindi: Mera badan ka ek ek taar
In my body every every string


Hindi: Tumhare liye tadap raha hai

English: For you is pining

Hindi: In taaron ko chookar
English: These strings you touch

Hindi: Mujhe kali se phool bana do
English: From a flower, make me a flower that has blossomed

Scene 3

Hindi: Nag Nag raj
English: Serpent, Seprent king

Hindi: Bachao, bachao
English: Save me, save me

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Episode 52. Aliens.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: I can leave angrez behind
English: I can leave the English behind

Scene 2

Hindi: Subah utkar jhadoo lagaoonga
English: In the morning I will sweep the floor

Hindi: Aapke liye chai banaoonga
English: For you tea I will make

Hindi: Phir aapke nahaane ka paani garam karoonga
English: Then your bathing water I will heat

Scene 3

Hindi: Jaisa des
English: How the country is

Hindi: Vaisa phes
English: Like that the dress

Hindi: Phir kya darna
English: Then why to be scared?

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Episode 51. Dedications

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Inhine mujhe maa baap ka pyar diya
English: S/he me gave me the love of mother and father

Scene 2

Hindi: Meri Apni
English: My dearest

The orignal "Jimmy Jimmy"



The MIA version




Scene 3

Hindi: Iski sazaa milegi
English: (You) will be punished for this

Hindi: Barabar milegi
English: It will surely be meted out

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Episode 50. The Fiftieth Episode

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Phauran khareed lijiye
English: Instantly buy it



Scene 2

Hindi: Kya tragedy ho gaya
English: Such a tragedy has occurred

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Episode 49. Accidents

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Main zindagi bhar dubarah
English: In my life again

Hindi: Main sharaab nahin piyoonga
English: I alcohol wont drink

Scene 2

Hindi: Isse pehle ki main teri khopdi ke do jhazaar tukde kar doon
English: before I break your head into two thousand pieces

Scene 3

Hindi: Meri maa se naafi maang
English: Ask my mother for forgiveness



Hindi: Dono Jawaani Ki Masti Mein Choor
English: Both in youth's fun we were lost


Hindi:Tera Qasoor Na Mera Qasoor
English: it wasn't your fault or my fault

Hindi: Na Toone Signal Dekha
English: You dint see the signal

Hindi: Na Maine Signal Dekha
English: Nor did I see the signal

Hindi:Accident Ho Gaya
English: An accident occured

Hindi: Rabba Rabba
English: Oh my God, Oh my God.

Hindi: Agreement Ho Gaya
English: An agreement took place

Hindi: Permanent Ho Gaya Rabba Rabba
English: It became permanent Oh my God, Oh my God

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Episode 48. Public Speaking

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Khamosh!
English: Silence!

Scene 2

Hindi: Main aa gaya hoon
English: I have arrived

Scene 3

Hindi: Agar kisne hilne ki koshish ki
English: if anyone tries to move

Hindi: To main usse boondke rakh doonga
English: Then I will shoot him

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Episode 47. Alcohol

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Tu agar daaru nahin piyela hota
English: If yopu hadn't drunk alcohol

Hindi: To kya woh jaadiya tereko marneko sakta?
English: Then would that fatty be able to beat you?

Scene 2

Hindi: Nadiya se dariya
English: The bugger river more than the smaller river

Hindi: Dariya se saagar
English: The sea more than the bigger river

Hindi: Saagar se gehra jaam
English: Alochol is deeper than the sea

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Episode 46. Running.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Aisa to aadmi life mein do ich time bhagta hai
English: Like this a man runs only two times in his life

Hindi: Olympic ka race ho
English: An Olympic Race

Hindi: Ya Police ka case ho
English: Or a police case

Scene 2

Hindi: Nadiya Kinaare aao jaana
English: By the river side come my beloved

Hindi: Kuch baat batani ko hai
English: Something to tell I have

Scene 3

Hindi: Nahin re nahin re nahin re nahin re nahin
English: Oh no oh no oh no oh no

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Episode 45. The Delhi Rickshaw

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Kitne paise hue?
English: How much money did it cost?

Scene 2

Hindi: Poore pachas hazaar
English: A whole fifty thousand

Scene 3

Hindi: Main nahin doonga rupye
English: I wont give money

Hindi: Mujhe money order bhejna hai ghar
English: I have to send money (via a money order) home

Scene 4

Hindi: Paanch rupya
English: Five rupees

Hindi: Baara aana
English 12 annas (1 anna is 1/16th of a rupee)

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Episode 44. Waiting for Love.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Mere khwabon mein jo aaye
English: he who comes into my dreams

Hindi: Aakhe mujhe ched jaaye
English: Comes and teases me

Hindi: Usse kaho
English: Tell him

Hindi: Kabhi saamne to aaye
English: Sometime in front of me to come

Scene 2

Hindi: Yeh paison ko aap
English: This money you can

Hindi: Footpath ke gareeb laawaris
English: The pavement's poor oprhaned

Hindi: Bachhon mein baant dijiyega
English: Among the children distribute

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Episode 43. Non violence.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Reham reham
English: Mercy mercy

Scene 2

Hindi: Bach sakta hai to tu
English:If you can save yourself then you

Hindi: Bach le Rakhshas
English: Save your self you demon

Scene 3

Hindi: Mere paas agar hazaaron jaane hoti na
English: If I had a thousand lives

Hindi: To main us bhabhi ke pairon gava deta
English: Then I would at that sister in law's feet sacrifice

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Episode 42. Barry's Bond. A Baseball story.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Aap insaan nahin
English: You are not a human

Hindi: Farishta hain
English: You are an angel

Scene 2

Hindi: Tum insaan ho ya
English: Are you a human being or

Hindi: Darinda
English: Demon

Scene 3

Hindi: Main ek zehreela saap hoon
English: I am a poisonous snake

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Episode 41. Reality.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Main tere khoon ki badla zaroor loonga
English: I will usrely avenge your death

Scene 2

Hindi: Wah wah wah wah wah
English: Wow wow wow wow wow, excellent!

Scene 3

Hindi: Abhi, isi vakt
English: Now, at this instant

Hindi: Is ghar se nikal ja
English: Leave this house

Scene 4

Hindi: Tum sign kaorge ya nahin?
English: Will you sign or not?

Hindi: Haan
English: Yes

Hindi: Main sign karoonga
English: I will sign

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Episode 40. Fishing.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Iski koi na koi kamzori hogi
English: It will have some or some weakness


Scene 2

Hindi: Jaane do na
English: Let me go, no

Hindi: Paas aao na
English: Come closer no

Scene 3

Hindi: Tum jaao
English: You go

Hindi: Aapun bhi jaata hai
English: I will go also

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Episode 39. The Indian Host.

Translations are in the order the scenes are played in the original episode.

Scene 1

Hindi: Ullu ke Pathe
English: Son of an Idiot

Scene 1

Hindi: Ullu ke Pathe.
English: Son of an Idiot.

Scene 2

Hindi: Mujhe jaane do. Please.
English: Let me go. Please.

Scene 3

Hindi: Mehmaan hai.
English: (He) is a guest.

Hindi: Khaane do.
English: Let him eat.

Scene 4.

Hindi: Neend.
English: Sleep.

Hindi:Neend aa rahi hai.
English: I am feeling sleepy.

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